rocky says there's an indian guy that "fancies" (rocky's brit word for the week) both of us. everytime we go into his little convenience store he has something to say. it used to be "hey, i've seen u somewhere" to me and yesterday he asked rocky if we were sisters.::cough:: ::cough:: he said we look alike...................i think all that curry is gettin' to him. poor guy. anyway. i'm skipping class again and i have a test on monday. thats not cool. my dad was going to take my mom to the ER this morning but she started feeling better. she went to the doctor anyway though. man. i want to sleep. my arm and my back hurt from playing pool yesterday. it was like 3 hours str8. its cool though. i like that game even though i kinda suck at it. ok i really suck at it. but i think i'm getting a tad bit better. the library is so empty rite now. but man at like 10 or 11 its packed up in HERRE. yeah i need to go to my next class..............
::phone rings::
Leslie: (picks up phone) Hello?
Rocky: I bet you I know what the entire world is doing rite now.
Leslie: Whats that?
Rocky: Masturbating.
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named NHAN. He was GAYLY KISSING in the SMALL forest when he met GARGANTUAN SISIR, a run-away STRIPPER from the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY.NHAN could see that GARGANTUAN SISIR was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his BLOODY FRIED RICE. GARGANTUAN SISIR was thankful for NHAN's FRIED RICE, so he told NHAN a very STINKY story about Queen JACKY's daughter CINDY. How her mother, the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY, kept her locked away in a CITY HALL protected by a gigantic PIG, because CINDY was so RETARDED.NHAN FARTED. He vowed to GARGANTUAN SISIR the STRIPPER that he would save the RETARDED CINDY. He would DANCE the PIG, and take CINDY far away from her eveil mother, the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY, and WALKS her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a PALE MICHAEL JACKSON and GARGANTUAN SISIR the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PIG from his story. SUCCULENT Queen JACKY PRANCED out from behind a PENIS and struck NHAN dead. In the far off CITY HALL you could hear a UH UH.THE END.Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
i'm a little bored rite now. yesterday was my dad's b-day. that was fun for like 2 seconds. didn't do much. never really do much anyway. i want to read rocky's evil book some more. i need sumthin' to do man. my niece is having surgery on friday. she has to get some screws out of her hip. she's 6. poor thing. when she was younger she had to get her hip fixed or sumthin' cuz it was out of place. i'm sure she'll be fine. my foot hurts. i need sumthin' to do. oh. someone left their phone in my gov't class on the floor and ppl were just walking all over it and shit. i swear. none of you could at least pick it up and put it on that table 3 feet away? yeah so i picked it up and put it on the table. i didn't save it like me and rocky saved that phone at uh-d. like she says, she's clark kent and i'm superman. but this time clark wasn't around so superman only did half the job. i really didn't feel like taking it and caring about finding the owner. plus, wut if they just thought i stole it. man wutever. it was an ugly phone. old piece of crap. i wouldn't want to steal that. no one would. i swear. i don't feel like going to english.....again. we don't do anything. we just sit there and then write some stuff and then she talks and doesn't make sense. i mean really. for an english teacher she has really bad language skills. bad vocab, bad spelling, can't talk for shit. anyway. she's nice and all but eh. she's used to be a writer she says. i dunno. i think she grades on like....if it sounds too intelligent for her to understand then she's just like.....alrite, they must know what they're talking about.........A. then if its in writing she understands she's all.....this doesn't make sense.........B. yeah thats rite. haha one time i got a C. that hurt. i think that was that one where we had to rewrite a medical article and put it into laymans terms. i'm sorry, i don't know another word for red blood cells. didn't really think it got easier than that. anyway. i need to find sumthin' else to do.
how would you commit suicide? YOU WOULD HANG YOURSELF. you both crave and fear death. you're fairly certain that you wouldn't actually commit suicide, but you often fantasize about it because you can't think of any other way to escape living a life that you hate. you're wary about doing anything irreversible and you have a healthy awareness of the repercussions of your actions.
i don't crave death. wtf. sex maybe but not death. jeez QUIZ.
nce upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named NHAN. He was GAYLY KISSING in the SMALL forest when he met GARGANTUAN SISIR, a run-away STRIPPER from the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY.NHAN could see that GARGANTUAN SISIR was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his BLOODY FRIED RICE. GARGANTUAN SISIR was thankful for NHAN's FRIED RICE, so he told NHAN a very STINKY story about Queen JACKY's daughter CINDY. How her mother, the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY, kept her locked away in a CITY HALL protected by a gigantic PIG, because CINDY was so RETARDED.NHAN FARTED. He vowed to GARGANTUAN SISIR the STRIPPER that he would save the RETARDED CINDY. He would DANCE the PIG, and take CINDY far away from her eveil mother, the SUCCULENT Queen JACKY, and WALKS her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a PALE MICHAEL JACKSON and GARGANTUAN SISIR the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PIG from his story. SUCCULENT Queen JACKY PRANCED out from behind a PENIS and struck NHAN dead. In the far off CITY HALL you could hear a UH UH.THE END.
