Life in this crazy goddamn planet full of hippies...
Wuteva! I do what I want!
Questions in my little brain:
1. What are you supposed to get guys for valentine's day?
2. If i go to Subway for like 2 years, will i lose 245 pounds?
3. Considering that i weigh significantly less than 245 pounds, would this mean that eating subway for that long would kill me?
4. Is the Ta Tu song "All the things she said" a song about being a lesbian? (I've only heard the song like 3 times, don't hate me if i'm supposed to know this)
5. Are we going to war?
6. Is Bon Jovi not the greatest band ever? (that was sarcasm folks)
i've been sick since sunday. ah the joys of being sick. ah the joys of having the stomach flu. ah the joys of having your period at the same time. today was my first day back to school since.....monday. i hate my math professor. she reminds me of someone very annoying.....i don't know who. she talks like we're all morons (which i'm not saying we aren't, but still). now i have to go to work. i don't like work. i do and say the same things over and over and over and over again. its not fun. enuff of that. today i've been singing "party all the time" and rocky seems to not enjoy it. i think she does. she's just trying to find a reason to push me down the well. yeah thats rite. the well. she's trying to push me into it. ian too. they both don't like me. anyway. she says i deserved to get beeped. by beeped we mean phone beeps. she beeps me when i say something stupid. its understood that sometimes i deserve these, but i don't agree that i should get them for singing that great eddie murphy classic...............some would say i watch too much vh-1, i would say vh-1 just needs better shows. i also proceeded to sing bon jovi, milli vanilli, and the arthur theme song, along with the captain planet theme song. i also made up an episode of teenage mutant ninja turtles and power rangers, both of them fighting terrorism. as you can see, i'm very patriotic.
i need to write my essay so that some asshole in my class can read it 2morrow and tell me that its good. i know its good. i don't need your opinion. yeah i should write that. watch me get a D for it. fucking profs. she looks 12!
some guy tried to sell us pizza today. over $400 worth. he interrupted our conversation and said "you girls like pizza rite? everybody likes pizza." then he showed us the menu for, get this, SPANKEY'S PIZZA. yeah, rite guy, a pizza place. anyway, we didn't buy his pizza.
